That's the Top Six. Then it's on to those we won't be tellin' mama 'n' papa about, the Bottom Nine.

5. Unisexual Charmers George Clooney & Hugh Jackman:
Gawd. Clooney just makes me nervous. And Hugh can give me private Boy from Oz performances anytime. I mean, think about it: Viggo & Orlando and all those obvious huggers and muggers should only hope to be so cool, so crisp, so collected. It's George and Hugh who win, ultimately, in the machismo mystery game. I'm afraid it's more of a money sport for...